A
new app claims it can keep track of how you and your partner are between the
sheets, putting an element of gamification into the mix of measuring your sex
life.
The aptly-named app – Spreadsheets – monitors your sex life and measures the sound
of your steamy moments to rate your raunchy ramps.
The app uses your iPhone’s microphone to measure everything from average
thrusts per minute to the decibel of, em, noise, produced during the act.
Over time, Spreadsheets will track how often you do it – taking into account the duration and performance of each performance.
As you get it on – and use the app – it’ll unlock achievements and levels.
“Download this app and spice it up in the bedroom. It more more fun in the sack from the very start! I couldn't imagine how much until i turned it on. Got us laughing and trying to improve our score the next time. Got me a couple extra rounds today. Worth every penny!”
At the time of writing, this app has a five star ranking and costs $1.99.
Would you use an app like Spreadsheets?
- Maurice Cacho, MSN Tech & Gadgets
Over time, Spreadsheets will track how often you do it – taking into account the duration and performance of each performance.
As you get it on – and use the app – it’ll unlock achievements and levels.
Think of this as Runkeeper for sex. But then again, I didn’t think there was a
need to track achievements between the sheets.
Among the ratings in the iTunes App Store is this one, by Sam: “Download this app and spice it up in the bedroom. It more more fun in the sack from the very start! I couldn't imagine how much until i turned it on. Got us laughing and trying to improve our score the next time. Got me a couple extra rounds today. Worth every penny!”
At the time of writing, this app has a five star ranking and costs $1.99.
Would you use an app like Spreadsheets?
- Maurice Cacho, MSN Tech & Gadgets
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